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I’d like to think that I don’t sign contracts with the devil. But if the devil wears face paint, a red wig and yellow overalls, I may have signed an NDA or two.

Radio Script for McDonald’s Bahamas’ “Collectors Meal”

The client requested a “distinctly Bahamian voice,” so of course they assigned the white intern to write the script.

“The Regulars” :30

ANNCR: To the McDonald’s regulars, those on a first-name basis with the drive-thru crew, those who got the secret stash of ketchup tucked in the glove box, and those who can say “I’ll have my usual” like a pro. We see you!

But don’t get tings twisted bey, your loyalty hasn’t gone unnoticed. For a limited time, when you order a scrumptious Sausage McMuffin® Meal, with crispy hash Browns and bold Premium Roast Coffee, McDonald’s rewards you with one of six Collector's Cups.

ANNCR ALT: But don’t get tings twisted bey, your loyalty hasn’t gone unnoticed.  For a limited time, when you order a scrumptious  McNuggets® Meal or Big Mac® Meal, with golden Fries and an ice-cold Soft Drink. McDonald’s rewards you with one of six Collector's Cups.

So roll down to the golden arches, where being a  “regular” means you’re top-tier, ya feel?

JINGLE: Ba da ba ba ba.

LEGAL: Prices are subject to VAT.